WTF?WTF? WTF???????????????? I'm so pissed. Listin' down my jumpin' failures of this week

1. I don't dare to jump 9th stepper lerr (that happened rite after I did my 2nd nine stepper!!!)
2. I fell down when jumpin, i think an eight - stepper (ouch) and Ms Toh (smth toh lar. Can't remember) saw lorr.
3. Jumped ONLY A FIVE/SIX STEPPER todae and impact hurt my stomach (ouch again)

Fruck, Fruck! Eff larr! How could this happen to me! And I can now jump UP 3 or 4 steps. But up ain't fun. All the excitement's at the down!Snot!