Chang Ming (i just can't seem to call her CHANG), Tiffany, Chryst, Daniel and Benedict came over to the clubhouse today. Had fun. DAMN CHRYST!!!!!!!! YOU MADE ME SPIT OUT A WHOLE LOT OF MY MOUNTAIN DEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL. She kept making me hahahahaha. The thing made me "vomit". LOL. Like it was "mmph...mmph....BLEH!!!!!!!" Then the shit in my mouth and the saliva, phlegm, whatever crap came out - on the cllubhouse floor. LOL. Luckinly, security was "day-dreaming" and didn't give a damn (cleaner too!!!!!). LOL. So Daniel was like "You live here shud be responsible" smth liddat. LOL!!! Wen tot the toilet to pic up some toilette paper (after cleaning my mouth with the tissue tiffany handed me - of course)Cleaned up the shit. Bleh.
Oh ye. Chryst and Daniel. Right. REMEMBER THE STORY? Ye. Just so that I dun get killed, I'd like to inform readers that this is just a joke. Thank you. Don't get me killed. And by the way, it was what I wrote on the spot at the library. So dun expect much from my grammar(and my terrible writting. Gud thing I got it all typed fer ya.

The Love of a COW

Written by CRYSTAL YONG

A cow named Daniel was walking down the road when suddenly, it got knocked down by a car."OMG!!" shouted Daniel. He started weeping.

Then, he said "Damn! I don't wanna be a BLOODY piece of BEEF!!" Ming walked past. i hope you remember that this is the ice age so we don't have ambulance. The car was an imaginary one.

Ming took out her caveman knife and cut a piece of meat out. She then brought it back home and cooked it. She added salt and seasoning then ate up.

On the road, Daniel was still moaning and groaning. Luckily, his girlfriend CHRYSTAL ASS was walking past. she screamed " FUxx!" As some of you know, she is a cow too. She then did "instant op" and donated her flesh and mucles to him. She shouted "Curse you Ming!" And she died. After Daniel was conscious, he said, "NO!! The love of my life!" And dreamt of the imaginary car again. He got knocked down again and he died.

Sounds like romeo and Juliet? Maybe! See ye!

~end~

Comments and scores:

Chang Ming - 10/10. Excellent! Better then Daniel's! :)

Fann - 100/100 *! ;D. I didn't know Daniel was so romantic...LOL!

Okay. All you see at the compo ain't true. BUT the comments are true. The people might be real. LOL. Ye. I know. I spotted some spelling and Grammetical mistakes. But hey! I love original! (Daniel stuffed it in the bin but I still saved it by picking it up!!!!! The bin was clean anyway - whattheheck is a clean bin?) Daniel, Chryst, dun attack me! I told you! JOKING!!!! And NOBODY dare tease em'. Or I'll kill you - that is, if they kill me of course. =)