I went Bintan with my cousin, her parents, and yeah another cousin, her rents and our grandparents. My cousin Jing Yi is super pissed off right now cos' she isn't allowed to go to Thailand for her rugby match cos' of a recent bombing. Ah.
So yeah, woke up at freaking 6am! Then went downstairs to wait for them at seven. They came at 7.15 meh. So yeah, we took the car to the harbour. Before we reached, freaking shit my other cousin in the other car had a minor accident. The car behind them hit the butt of their car so there's this not-so-serious dent at the back of their car. But the other guy, who is an old man... the front of his car was seriously dented. Number plate dropped out. The car hood (is that what its called?) couldn't be closed. And the lights are loosened. LOL. So yeah, we had to leave in order not to miss the stupid ferry, so on the way there, we called insurance to ask about stuff.
So we arrived late and there were no more seats downstairs. Some of us took the top and guess what? Jing Yi and I had to endure 45 minutes of smoke from cigars or cigarettes! My other cuz and her dad too. If those motherfucking fucktards wanna fucking smoke their fucking brains out, why don't they fucking smoke in the fucking toilets of their fucking houses before fucking coming on the fucking stupid and screwed ferry and fucking suffocating the rest of the fuckinng people, in the fucking ferry? Fuck those screwed smokers. Fuck them man. And fuck the shit louy fucking ferry service called PENGUIN. The top was open air? Open air my foot. The windows are so shit tiny that you can fucking see smoke in every corner of the fucking ferry. And I fucking hate it. I became so nauseous after smelling the smoke.
There's an aisle in between 8 seats. We sat at the four seats to the left. And guess what? When those fucking angmohs want to fucking smoke, they would fucking come to the left, IN FRONT OF US, and take pictures of the sea (wtf?). They never see water before issit? Walao eh jing di zhi wa I tell you. I realized my watch reflected the sunlight so what I did was, I shone the flashlight under their armpits. And I think they were aware of it HAHA. Motherfuckers. That's what you get when you smoke in front of me toots! And Jing Yi took pictures of them smoking lol.
So was damn hungry alr. This woman who according to my aunts and uncles, knew me since I was very young, brought us to a place to eat. OMG I was so rude to her LOL. And the place where we ate... man, we ate like wolves. LOL. Some kinda noodle. And we ate chicken rice also. Damn hungry.
So later they went shopping. And they were stuck in this polo shirt shop for a long time. The guys went fo massage or sth. Yeah they took very long to pick their polos LOL.
So we went to A&W later. Drank strawberry milkshake which was damn nice. And ate waffle with ice cream on top. And the waffle sucks eggs. The ice cream was nice though.
Then lunch was OMG. We ate ALOT of seafood. And I learnt how to get that meat out of the shell and I cracked alot of crab shells. I was so addicted that I cut myself and bled while cracking the shells lol. But it was damn fun haha. There was prawn, this thingy in this shell (not the kinda shell shaped like the little mermaids bra), sotong, crab and yeah I think that's it. And we were so full, we skipped dinner. We finished our lunch at 3.45 singapore time you know. LOL.
Then went to the woman's office (?!) to kill time. Then went to take the ferry. This time, we arrived early and there were seats at the bottom thank goodness. And it rained anyway so the losers on top had to come down. HAHA. Who tell you to smoke there? You see ah, even the clouds are so pissed off with you they PEED ON YOU.
Then we came home. Tada LOL. I desperately needed the toilet after the ride LOL.
Went swimming with my cuz later. And Wei Yu's sis, Wei Ling and her bro, Wei Yuan and their fat cuz, Sheng went swimming. Wei Yu couldn't though. Haha stuff. So yeah, they crapped alot. And Jing Yi was laughing like crazy. Whoot Wei Yu and my cousin don't hate each other haha.
Then Maggie came down and really really fucking pissed me off. She was like, calling me betrayer for not calling her to go swimming? Wtf la. My cousin hates her what. Then in front of Zheng Yang, Zheng Fen and so many people in the clubhouse, she kept fucking saying I peed in the pool in her swim suit. Come on la, if I had a fucking swim suit of my own, I wouldn't wanna wear your skimpy one. And that idiot really insulted me this time by saying that I "stretched out" or "expanded" her swimsuit and she was like, in front of everybody, "I give you the swim suit la. It costs $80." Kanasai, she think I want ah? And she OFFERED it leh. And now she was complaining about me spoiling her swimsuit with my size? You fucking anorexic bitch, damn you lah. The only reason I don't dare to go against you, is cos my mother and her mother are quite good friends an for quite a long time so my mother might blame me if we have a fight. It's always like that lor. Everything my fault.
That fucking bitch, you want your stupid swimsuit back? Fine lah, I will give it back to you. It's not that I even want it. It's just that I can't go into the swimming pool naked right? Don't want to lend then say don't want lah wtf.
In my anger, I just realized that once, when we were studying, she said she despised me. WTF LAH SCREW YOU LOR. You have to add your higher mother tongue to tell people your psle score somemore. Come on lah, have some pride man. I mean, bitch.
So yeah, Wei Ling invited me to her house. So went up, bathed and came down again. Then I saw Wei Yu and told her I was going to her house later. And then Maggie was like, "Walao never invite me." And Wei Yu didn't know her sister invited me so she said. "She wanna come herself one." Walao eh, she despo or what maggie. Stupid slut/flirt. FYI readers, when she goes to the clubhouse, no one really wants her there. Zheng Fen doesn't even like her but she just follows her cos' Zheng Fen is the type of person who can't say no. And Zheng Yang just follows his sister so yeah. And Kai Xiang and Yong Xiang just wanna join a crowd to play so yeah. And Apple and Wei Yu dislike her so yeah.
OMG Will Ong just called me to ask Worm and Han Xin and my score. LOL a bit weird. And it didn't sound like him on the phone xD
Anyway, so I talked to Apple and Kenneth and Wei Yan for a bit. When I went in, there was this commotion cos there was this gigantic millipede. And then Wei Yan was listening to Crush by David Archuleta in chipmunk version. And then she kept shouting, "WHY YOU KILL IT? IT HAS A FAMILY!" LOL. And I was like, "Your hyper today aren't you?" LOL She can be a damn hyper person. Then she burst out laughing and said,"Yahyah! It's this song! You listen you listen" LOL! It's as if she has a crush on the millipede or sth ahah. Yeah so we screamed and shouted on the way out. Dunno why hahha.
Crap going out to lunch with Maggie later. Yeah sometimes she's nice but most of the time, she doesn't consider what she says before she does. Like Kay Howe told me once. Now I know exactly what he meant.
Anyway, at 11pm, went Wei Yu's house. Apparently, her mother and father was hosting a karaoke party at the karaoke room but it was closed at 11pm so they karaoked in her house. And I know it's rude but, they really sing terribly. Wei Yu's sibs, her cuz and I were laughing out asses off lol. So Wei Yu taught me how to play Jungle speed. OMG It's damn fun. Next time, I should buy that game. Then later we started talking about bimbos. Then we started taking the clothes Wei Yu's mother bought and she hates and brought them to her bro's room (her bro was at her room xboxing so yeah. With the cuz) and it was damn fun. The clothes her mother bought were really... haha.
So later, all of us played Jungle Speed in her bro's room. And everyone got really hyper cos' of all the stupid mistakes we did. LOL. It was like, a laughing frenzy. Then after a few games, at around 1am, Wei Yuan said, "Aw, I can't stand this much excitement. I go play xbox." Then Sheng was sweating from head to toe. He really is crazy. So yeah, played one more round then Sheng went to bathe and then Wei Yu and her bro sent me home. So nice haha. It was pretty creepy going up home alone at 1.30am. LOL.
So yeah. Had alot of fun yesterday.
Bye xD
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